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I take it no modifications where made.
Awesome nonetheless
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With a little more time and a 6 leaf clover.
I dont know why i thought to ask you this, but have you ever been to a town called Narooma?
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"Every portrait that is painted with emotion is a portrait of the artist, not the sitter." -Oscar Wilde
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I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't
see any forests. -- Steven Wright
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Moderator for the Photography-APN Group.
We often miss the small things in life as we rush through the day doing whatever we need to do to survive in this hectic world.
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Do you have nothing better to do with your life? Go out and plant a fucking tree, you lazy bitch. Plant it most violently. Rip somebody's parking lot up to do it. Beat them violently to death with a shovel, if they try to object. ~ Alexiuss
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I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't
see any forests. -- Steven Wright
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I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't
see any forests. -- Steven Wright
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Freedom of speech is not for the thought you love, it's for the thought you hate-Larry Flint
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